Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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