they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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