Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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