great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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