Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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