I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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