I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
