no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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