that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
