We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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