Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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