you guys were way drunker than both of me
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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