So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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