what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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