Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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