**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
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