Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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