Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Randomize
