Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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