People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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