Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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