I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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