In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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