windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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