You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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