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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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