physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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