the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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