Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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