I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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