State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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