Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
what is it with giant penises always finding me
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
