ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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