I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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