I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
