So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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