I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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