So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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