let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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