after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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