I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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