test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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