I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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