Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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