I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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