dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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