You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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