Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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