You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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