tell your sister to shave her snatch
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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