Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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